Yeah we know it's the middle of the year but...
For the New years eve party we thought we'd just do the usual, empty our rooms in to one, lock that, and let the carnage ensue.
We were a little bit lack lustre with the amount of themed rooms this time around but the ones we did have took ages to create. Especially the Daft Punk Rave Room, covered entirely in Tinfoil. The others to mention was a jelly wrestling room which just turned into a red, wet bin and a room for all the dj's.
Like usual, no one turns up till a ridiculous hour, and as soon as midnight hit, the house was rammed. There were fights, fireworks, the police and a whole lot of loving going on. In the midst of that, some poor trollop fell down the stairs at the back of our garden after a firework went off in her face and she bumped her noggin on some mean old bricks. Had to get the ambulances out as well.
Another trend of a good house party was the fact that when I awoke, midday and seriously confused as to where I was and why I had my friends face resting on my boxered cock, was that there were so many people still hanging around. It must've been about 5pm and sleep had not been an option for this unlucky mass as they waded through drug hell attempting to sleep, but this somewhat usual part of life has now become impossible due to sunlight searing through their eye lids screaming near the back of their mind.
We were a little bit lack lustre with the amount of themed rooms this time around but the ones we did have took ages to create. Especially the Daft Punk Rave Room, covered entirely in Tinfoil. The others to mention was a jelly wrestling room which just turned into a red, wet bin and a room for all the dj's.
Like usual, no one turns up till a ridiculous hour, and as soon as midnight hit, the house was rammed. There were fights, fireworks, the police and a whole lot of loving going on. In the midst of that, some poor trollop fell down the stairs at the back of our garden after a firework went off in her face and she bumped her noggin on some mean old bricks. Had to get the ambulances out as well.
Another trend of a good house party was the fact that when I awoke, midday and seriously confused as to where I was and why I had my friends face resting on my boxered cock, was that there were so many people still hanging around. It must've been about 5pm and sleep had not been an option for this unlucky mass as they waded through drug hell attempting to sleep, but this somewhat usual part of life has now become impossible due to sunlight searing through their eye lids screaming near the back of their mind.
Here's a few photo's taken by James Brown, Jo Mattimore and Theo Lalić...
It hasn't changed much.
The humble light bulb.
Izzy having fun
Jo 'Danger' Hayes
We have no idea who the fuck this guy was, but what a prick!
Its Dave!
Idiots
It's just pro-plus, honest
This became quite a popular seat
Some just aren't cut out for it.
Legend.
Don't even know what to say about this one
Glad I didn't see him/her while under the influence
Where even is that?
Fun Night ;)
Where the F*@k are my durgs!
It's Dave again!
Aint nothing but a G thang! But I've gotta have a nap
Just a good photo of a door
Another great shot of Dave here
This hallway never emptied
Damn.
Don't know who they are but I'm sure they're lovely
More window dressing
Nearing the end of the night now
Do I need to introduce?
By this point, nothing matters anymore
Yeah, they aren't old enough to drink but who cares
Just Hanging out
Actually, by this point, nothing really matters anymore
Doesn't even do drugs
Still busy in that hallway
Admiring the artwork
If you want something close to hand. Thats a good nook/cranny
He just saw Sonja from Eastenders
Enjoying the Daft Punk Rave Room there
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